$addicts

WHAT IS ADDICTS ?

THE SCROLL

Endless feeds. Infinite reels. You swipe up and 4 hours disappear. Your thumb moves but your life doesn't. The algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. And it's feeding you exactly what keeps you coming back.

THE CHART

One more candle. One more refresh. You told yourself you'd close the tab at midnight. It's 4am. The chart hasn't moved in 2 hours but you're still watching. Pump.fun has become your screensaver. Dexscreener is your homepage.

THE SUBSTANCE

Coffee to wake up. Energy drinks to stay up. Nicotine to calm down. Screens to numb out. The cycle never breaks because you never want it to. You're not using it. It's using you.

THE ADDICTION METER

how deep are you?

SCREEN TIME

CRITICAL

PUMP.FUN CHECKS / DAY

SEVERE

CAFFEINE INTAKE

TERMINAL

HOURS SINCE TOUCHED GRASS

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DOPAMINE DEPENDENCY

CHRONIC

BUY $ADDICTS

feed the addiction

CREATE A WALLET

Download Phantom or Solflare. Your gateway to the addiction.

GET SOL

Buy SOL on Binance, Coinbase, or Bybit. Send it to your wallet. The first hit is always the cheapest.

III

GO TO JUPITER

Open jup.ag. Connect your wallet. You've done this before. You'll do it again.

SWAP FOR $ADDICTS

Paste the contract address. Swap. Welcome to the cycle.

CA:

WE ARE ALL ADDICTS● ONE MORE SCROLL● ONE MORE CHART● ONE MORE CANDLE● FEED THE ALGORITHM● DOPAMINE LOOP● CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP● ADDICTED TO THE PUMP● CTRL+R CTRL+R CTRL+R● THE CYCLE NEVER ENDS●